Fem Dom

My girlfriend has no sense of what is important in life. She keeps spending all my hard-earned cash on shoes and other crap when I could be spending it on the important things in life like Chelsea tickets, Chelsea shirts and beer. I tried to show her the error of her ways, but she went mad and started slapping my poor cock around my eyes were streaming as she dealt out a harsh handjob and as she started to tease me by stripping and showing off her new shoes. I had no idea of what was to come.

My girlfriend has a mouth on her like a sewer and she spends a lot of her time swearing and cussing at me. She is convinced that I am a useless git, so I thought I would cheer her up by taking her to a hotel for a weekend away. She wasn’t very happy because I couldn’t get her a room where she could smoke so she decided to take revenge on my helpless cock. She whipped out her tits and proceeded to give me a harsh handjob and several mouthfuls of verbal abuse. I don’t know what stings the most, my cock or my ears.

I always thought my girlfriend was a bit mad, but after today I know she is a complete nutter. Recently she has gone off sex a bit, so I did what all responsible boyfriends do, I went and bought a Fleshlight in the shape of a porn star’s cunt. I was just settling down to some alone time when she came in and found me. She went berserk, slapping my cock and twisting my balls until I promised to throw the Fleshlight out. She gave me such a working over that the head of my cock turned blue! She stalked out afterwards taking the Fleshlight with her- now I have to buy a new one on the internet- this is going to be an expensive hobby.

I really must do something about these nights out with the girls. My girlfriend went to see her mate the other night and instead of talking about clothes and makeup and women’s stuff, her friend showed her a new ‘technique’ for giving her man a handjob. Thing is, this new ‘technique’ involved her grabbing hold of my poor defenceless cock and slapping it around until it was stinging like fuck. Then the stinging started to stimulate my cock and it started getting harder and harder.

My secretary is really disappointed in me. We have been working together for some years and she has always looked up to and respected me. She wanted a pay rise, but I said that things were difficult and there was no spare cash. But then I remembered the little budget that I have for obliging secretaries who give me blow jobs. So I told here about my scheme and for some reason she went berserk. She started slapping my cock and balls, calling me all sorts of names and demanding a pay rise and her own office… today. I was quite happy to agree to anything she asked even if it was just to stop her bashing my poor old shaft.

I was having a peaceful wank in my hotel room the other day when the chambermaid walked in. She didn’t say much, she just sort of looked and then quietly went to work on my poor old cock. She slapped it around making it sting and go red. Every time I asked her to stop the harsh handjob and do something a little more pleasurable she just looked at me in silent disgust and carried on giving my cock a hard time whilst occasionally calling me names. Funny girl.

I always thought my girlfriend was a ditsy harmless little thing – until the other night. She came to show me her outfit for a fancy dress party. She was wearing a top that was scarcely there and the shortest skirt imaginable. I said to her that she wasn’t going out dressed like that..then she got all feminist on me and beat the hell out of my cock and balls until I agreed to drive her to the party, drive her home.. oh! And gave her the pin number for my gold card.

A word of advice. If you are thinking of getting yourself a new girlfriend, get rid of the old one first. My girlfriend found out that I had been fucking a girl in the office and she went completely mad. She ripped off my trousers and underpants and started slapping my poor cock and treating my balls as her personal stress ball – and as she was pretty stressed, this was pretty painful.

I headed down to my favourite massage bar today to have my usual rub down from one of the bad girls down there. I thought I was in for a treat when a very pretty new girl appeared in the cubicle to start my rub down. She started massaging my legs, but I showed her where I really wanted massaging – on my cock which had started to throb underneath the towel. She got really angry and started to slap my poor innocent cock and call me all the names under the sun. Despite the harsh handjob, I was starting to get totally excited, but that didn’t stop her cussing and swearing.

Women! I really don’t understand them. My girlfriend came home from work the other day and found me chilling out on the sofa. She was working herself up into a rage because I hadn’t done any house work. I don’t do housework, that is what I keep her for! She was bloody furious when she heard this and launched into an attack on my defenceless cock which left it red and stinging after all the punches and slaps she landed on it.