CARMEN – BLAST FROM THE PAST GIVES BLOKE A HARSH HANDJOB
We’ve all got them – those nightmare nutter girlfriends that we would rather forget about. I was in the pub the other night and someone started talking about her. I’d had more beer than was good for me, so I told the guy she was rubbish in bed. How was I to know he was the new boyfriend? I was pretty surprised the following day when she let herself into my house with the key I had given her. I was even more surprised when she started to give me a pretty harsh handjob.





